Things I Believe - List
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  • I Believe... People who abuse their spouse or children (verbally or physically) should be in jail.

  • I Believe... the world would be a better place if everyone would just do what I say.

  • I Believe... The popular philosophy of "What goes around comes around" is more true than people give it credit for.

  • I Believe... People who work on computers and don't know UNIX work too hard.

  • I Believe... The works of William Shakespeare probably really were created by monkeys on typewriters.

  • I Believe... Neil Diamond is a dirty old man.

  • I Believe... Americans, as a people, are ignorant fools.

  • I Believe... The constitution of the United States isn't perfect, but it's better than what we have now.

  • I Believe... Downloading an mp3 for a CD that you don't own is stealing.

  • I Believe... There are a lot more unix admins than there are people who know unix.

  • I Believe... Cows would live a lot longer if they weren't made of steaks and leather.

  • I Believe... Happiness is a choice.

  • I Believe... There is no lesser of two evils between democrats and republicans.

  • I Believe... U2 (the band) is overrated.

  • I Believe... People often confuse the right to free speech with the privilege of being heard.

  • I Believe... Celebrities have a right to privacy just as much as you or I.

  • I Believe... The Simpsons is, hands down, the most consistently intelligent humor that's ever appeared on television.

  • I Believe... You can still drink the milk if it's only been a few hours since it expired.

  • I Believe... Love is a choice, not a chance.

  • I Believe... Women want to be married to a successful man, but they don't want to be married to a man who works the amount required to be so.