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The I Love Brian Fan Club
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Q: Why should I join the I Love Brian Fan Club?
A: Brian's mom is a member. Shouldn't you be? Q: Will joining the Fan Club damage my credit rating? A: Not anymore!! Thanks to our new "No damage to your credit rating" program, being a member of the Fan Club will no longer have adverse affects on your ability to borrow money. Q: Will joining the fan club increase my sex appeal? A: Thankfully, no. Our members have the highest possible sex appeal allowed by law. Going any higher would be disastrous and we gaurantee that your attractiveness to the opposite sex will not go up. Q: Is it free? A: Yes Q: Does it come with a money-back gaurantee if I'm not 100% satisfied? A:Naturally, there is no risk of not being satisfied when you join the I Love Brian Fan Club. For this reason, we refuse to refund your free membership fee. Q: I'm a communist. Can I still join? A: The I Love Brian Fan Club welcomes communists. While other Fan Clubs exclude you, we understand that even a communist has the right and desire to Love Brian. Q: Has anyone famous, like, say, Salt Lake City Mayor Rocky Anderson joined the I Love Brian Fan Club? A: Yes!! Click here to see a picture of Rocky Anderson holding an I Love Brian sweatshirt. Q: Are you sure this is legal? A:The I Love Brian Fan Club is still legal in 18 states. Q: What amazing benefits can I expect to receive as a member? A:Your starter kid includes:
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