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Sue-Fest '03

I've had it. Everyone seems to be suing everyone else these days and that's all we hear about in the news and on TV. I've found the perfect solution.

SUE-FEST 2003! Get your best lawyers (dibs on OJ's defense team -- you can have David Boies), produce your most believable FUD, get out the press releases, and get your fans to write angry letters. For the next 6 months, everyone gets to sue the crap out of everyone else. That's it -- it's okay! Get it our of your system! Sue the paperboy who never gets the paper in the right place. Sue your kindergarten teacher for giving you a C- on your alphabet puzzle. Sue Clinton on principal. This is your big chance! The only catch is that after those 6 months are up, we're done. You hear me? NO MORE SUING EACH OTHER! If you've got a beef with someone, this is it. You hear me?

Comments (1)

This is the most offensive thing I've ever heard. Brian, you push the envelope daily, but this takes the cake. I can't even tell you how offensive the very thoughts are that you're peddling here on your page.

Just because you have your own dotcom doesn't make you exempt from human decency. Ever since I originally read this blog, I've had nightmares, night sweats, thigh cramps, runny nose, and migrane headaches. I feel that my damaged physical condition is directly related to your blog. I am a fat, whiny loser... and YOU are to blame.

You'll hear from my lawyer.

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