Brian's Brain

I've had it. Everyone seems to be suing everyone else these days and that's all we hear about in the news and on TV. I've found the perfect solution.

SUE-FEST 2003! Get your best lawyers (dibs on OJ's defense team -- you can have David Boies), produce your most believable FUD, get out the press releases, and get your fans to write angry letters. For the next 6 months, everyone gets to sue the crap out of everyone else. That's it -- it's okay! Get it our of your system! Sue the paperboy who never gets the paper in the right place. Sue your kindergarten teacher for giving you a C- on your alphabet puzzle. Sue Clinton on principal. This is your big chance! The only catch is that after those 6 months are up, we're done. You hear me? NO MORE SUING EACH OTHER! If you've got a beef with someone, this is it. You hear me?

So I'm reading my morning news on news.google.com (best news site in the world, make the switch) and I notice that NASA is the top two stories.

If I had to take a guess, they probably read my blog about "Sue Fest '03" and didn't want to be part of it. see for yourself. I think one of the rules with Sue-Fest should be that as long as you make promises (empty or otherwise) you're immune.

What does this mean for Sue-Fest '03?? NASA is on-board!!