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Cream soda is truly God's gift to man -- and if not man, then me. I swear, this is the only beverage heaven could legally serve. Except perhaps vanilla coke -- but for those of you who don't like either, you're going to be mighty disappointed upon passing through the gates.
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Comments (4)
Cream soda *yum* YUMMYYYYYYYY *dies*
Posted by Zacharia | May 21, 2003 7:38 PM
Posted on May 21, 2003 19:38
*drool* cream soda
Posted by Birt | May 23, 2003 10:30 AM
Posted on May 23, 2003 10:30
Creme Soda is good.
Vanilla Coke is better.
Cherry Pepsi leaves them all behind.
Posted by Sambo | June 5, 2003 3:50 PM
Posted on June 5, 2003 15:50
What in the world are you talking about!? What a cruel and unjust God that would give man only cream soda. After all, I, Kevin Holmes, am God's gift to women... what did men do, to deserve such a small fraction of pleasure as the women of the world... who have been given... well, me!
It's pure blasphemy and I don't believe a word of it! The Holy Bible states in John 3:16... "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life".
How can you be so ignorant as to say that a fair, just, kind, and loving God would give such a putrid gift as cream soda?!? This faithful and benevolant loving saviour of all mankind SURELY has something better in mind that a wimpy sugary pee-colored, carbonated beverage!? It doesn't even taste like vanilla! And there's not an ounce of cream in it! (I checked)
I'm hurt, confused, and feeling a bit betrayed that you would attach such a sad beverage representation to my loving God almighty. I only pray that you are saved from the hellfire and nashing of teeth - and moreso, the disgusting taste of cream soda, which you claim is a gift from heaven above.
Although, now that I think about it... that IBC Cream Soda in Utah was freaking delicious. I wouldn't go as far as to call it a "gift from God", but perhaps it could serve as one of God's stocking stuffers.
Posted by Kevin Holmes | June 26, 2003 7:37 PM
Posted on June 26, 2003 19:37