« The war on Iraq has commenced | Main | Even Melanie is Concerned »

Candy Conspiracy

Why is it that when you buy candy, they NEVER give you enough red ones??

Comments (5)

Larry:

Slow day?

What kind of candy are you referring to? If you say "Hot Tamales," let me recommend you to a good optomotrist. If you are referring to jelly beans and sour patch kids, you're damn straight!

Your Favorite Gimp:

Yeah... the other day I bought an Atomic Fireball, and i was PISSED that there was only one in the package.

bastards.

because contrary to popular belief the "candyman" does not take a rainbow sprinkle it with dew and all that shit...he is actually, an ex-nazi with blood and revenge on his hands. the only thing for him to do with this angst is steal all red colored candies.

Zacharia:

red? RED? RED! Who cares about red? they don't have enough candy period.

Post a comment

(If you haven't left a comment here before, you may need to be approved by the site owner before your comment will appear. Until then, it won't appear on the entry. Thanks for waiting.)

About

This page contains a single entry from the blog posted on March 12, 2003 1:37 PM.

The previous post in this blog was The war on Iraq has commenced.

The next post in this blog is Even Melanie is Concerned.

Many more can be found on the main index page or by looking through the archives.

Powered by
Movable Type 3.34