Q: Do you just have way too much time on your hands?
A: Yes I do. But glug.com has been online since late 1995. This has been a constant work-in-progress since then.
Q: Whos page is this?
A: Glug.com is the home page of Brian the not-so-infamous network engineer from Utah.
Q: You are so cute and smart. Are you single?
A: For your safety as well as mine, my wife has requested that I answer that question with a resounding "No."
Q: What did you use to make this site?
A: The technology used to develop this site includes Notepad, Photoshop, Mason, Perl, Apache, MySQL, FreeBSD, a patient wife, and lots of opinions you are entitled to.
Q: Can you teach me to _________ (Something Technical)
A: No.
Q: Please?
A: No.
Q: Can you really order this merchandise?
A: Yes! It's for sale through a great little internet company called CafePress. Your order is placed through them and they ship the items directly to you. I am not involved in the transaction. The clothing is high-quality and guaranteed to make you more sexually attractive.
Q: Why are you such a _________ (insults / naughty words here)
A: Many factors likely lead up to this. The most likely is that you've taken time out of your busy schedule of running with scissors and swimming immediately after eating to browse this site. Thank you!
